December 2011
27 posts
Anonymous asked: can we get a special christmas present please? maybe something thats handsfree and shows nipple? please and thank you
Anonymous asked: Hmm, love the new risqué photo - some good "relaxing" material there. Here's a vote for moar please!
Phallic Pickles
Snooki might act like she has a dick in her mouth when she’s eating a pickle but I bet she also thinks she is eating a pickle when she has a dick in her mouth.
Anonymous asked: Do you enjoy having your boobs being one of the focal points while having sex?
Anonymous asked: Do you have a gag reflex?
Anonymous asked: Can you please describe your nipples to a guy who fantasizes about them often?
Anonymous asked: Are you into sitting on a guys face for receiving oral?
Anonymous asked: How many random penis pictures do guys send to you at your email account? Not very original
World Domination
Lover: What do you want to do tonight?
Me: I don't know... the same thing we do every night.
Lover: Try to take over the world, with our mouths...
Me: On each other's genitals.
Anonymous asked: This more of a statement than a question, You are a gorgeous woman. Its hard to find a woman that has the intelligence mixed with gorgeous figure you do. Without sounding like to much of a creeper i would really enjoy learning more about you as well as seeing more of you through your photos. :)
Anonymous asked: Would you ever fuck a conservative?
Parental Junk Food Hierarchy
Me: (opening a Caramilk flavoured dairy beverage)
Mom: Why do you buy that crap? (while eating Cheezies)
Me: Because it was on sale for $1. Like it is any different than what you are eating.
Anonymous asked: Anal sex?
